Wednesday, July 8, 2009

"Ukraine is game to you!?"

So, I saw this Seinfeld clip and it made me laugh -- I quoted it multiple times the other day.

Watch what you say about Ukraine -- Ukrainians are very proud of their country!

Enjoy. :)

Kramer and Newman are on a subway car, the Risk board sits on their laps.

Newman: Are you sure you know where the impound yard is?

Kramer: Oh, stop stalling. Come on.

Newman: I can't think, there's all this noise.

Kramer: Or is it because I've built a stronghold around Greenland? I've driven you out of Western Europe and I've left you teetering on the brink of complete annihilation.

Newman: I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine.

This comment perks up the ears of a nearby passenger (who is Ukrainian).

Kramer: Ha ha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

Ukrainian: I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak.

Kramer: Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal.

Ukrainian: Ukraine is game to you?! Howabout I take your little board and smash it!!

The Ukrainian pounds the game board, destroying it and sending army pieces flying.

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